Too Soon? It’s Been 2,000 Years.
White / S
$21.99
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Too Soon? It’s Been 2,000 Years.
$21.99
Asking for Jesus… Literally.
It’s the kind of humor that makes people do a double‑take, then laugh harder than they expected. A clever twist on “hang out,” it nods to the most famous moment in Christian history with a wink and a little bit of audacity.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys:
• Humor that tiptoes the line
• Biblical jokes with bite
• Sarcasm that’s smarter than it looks
• Shirts that guarantee reactions
This tee isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s for the people who appreciate a bold joke and aren’t afraid to wear it proudly.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |