The Original ‘Were You Born in a Barn?’ Tee
The Original ‘Were You Born in a Barn?’ Tee
Miracles? Yes. Closing Doors? Absolutely Not.
For everyone who’s ever yelled “Close the door!” at someone who absolutely should know better, this shirt delivers the ultimate comeback. Featuring young Jesus blasting into the room like he’s headlining the Second Coming, while Mary hits him with the most iconic mom‑line in history: “Were you born in a barn?”
Spoiler: yes. Yes, he was.
This tee is perfect for people who love their humor with a little edge, a little irreverence, and a whole lot of “I can’t believe I’m allowed to wear this.” Whether you’re the family smart‑aleck, the sarcastic church kid, or just someone who appreciates biblical comedy with teeth, this shirt is your new favorite conversation starter.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |