Por un tubo y siete llaves — Literally
Por un tubo y siete llaves — Literally
Por un tubo y siete llaves!
Olvídate de lo “suficiente.” Este shirt es puro exceso. El Arca de Noé no fue un viajecito tranquilo — fue caos, lluvia, y animales metidos dos en dos como si fuera un Black Friday bíblico. La frase boricua “¡Por un tubo y siete llaves!” lo dice todo: desbordado, exagerado, demasiado pa’ cualquiera.
Ideal pa’ los que viven en el revolú, se ríen del exceso, y saben que la vida no gotea — te inunda. Atrevido, sarcástico y sin pedir perdón, esta camisa grita: prepárate, que todo viene de cantazo.
Forget “just enough.” This shirt is about way too much. Noah’s Ark wasn’t a cozy cruise — it was chaos, rain, and animals stacked two by two like a biblical Black Friday. The Puerto Rican phrase “Por un tubo y siete llaves!” nails it: overflowing, excessive, more than anyone asked for.
This tee is perfect for anyone who thrives in the mess, laughs at the overload, and knows that sometimes life doesn’t trickle in — it floods. Bold, sarcastic, and unapologetically extra, it’s a shirt that says: brace yourself, it’s all coming at once.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |