I’ll Be Dammed
I’ll Be Dammed
It worked!
This shirt takes one of the most iconic biblical miracles — Moses parting the Red Sea — and flips it into pure sarcastic wordplay. With the caption “I’ll be dammed!”, it’s a pun that hits harder than the floodwaters themselves.
Equal parts holy and hilarious, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves humor that mixes scripture with sass. It’s bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get laughs from anyone who’s ever sat through a sermon and thought, “Okay, but imagine the dad joke version.”
Great for:
• Pun lovers with a dark streak
• Sarcastic believers and church kids
• People who enjoy biblical humor with bite
• Anyone who wants a shirt that makes folks laugh, then groan
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |