Don’t Make Me Call Your Father (Capital F)
Don’t Make Me Call Your Father (Capital F)
Nazareth Parenting
This shirt takes the classic parental threat — “Don’t make me call your father” — and cranks it up to biblical proportions. Featuring Joseph, Mary, and the ultimate “wait until your Father hears about this” energy, it’s a hilarious mash‑up of everyday family sass and divine authority.
Perfect for anyone who grew up hearing this line, anyone who loves a sharp religious joke, or anyone who appreciates humor that blends scripture with sarcasm. It’s bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get laughs at church socials, family dinners, or anywhere people know exactly who “Father” means.
Great for:
- Sarcastic believers
- Church kids with a sense of humor
- Parents who’ve used this line themselves
- Anyone who enjoys holy shade with a wink
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |