Christmas: The Original Plot Twist
Christmas: The Original Plot Twist
Holy Paternity!
For anyone who’s ever watched a holiday nativity scene and thought, ‘This feels like an episode of daytime TV waiting to happen.’ This shirt captures the exact moment Maury Povich crashes Bethlehem with the paternity results. Mary’s serene. Joseph’s rethinking his life choices. The baby’s glowing like, ‘Yeah, I said what I said.’ Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, and anyone who enjoys their theology with a side of petty.
Great for:
• Reformed sinners
• Sarcastic saints
• People who laugh at jokes they probably shouldn’t
• Anyone who enjoys religious humor with bite
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |